A pretty awesome friend of mine is joining the army in a few days. He’ll be play fighting with sweaty Finnish men all day and I don’t know how he’s going to bare it. So I made him this book of things to read before he falls into a well earned slumber at the end of the day. Otherwise his thoughts may stay trapped in his days, dreaming about saucy Finnish mean and how fun it is to play fight with them. I imagine that would become uncomfortable. For a man. Called Jesse Myers.