My friend Robbie Brown is a Shaman Cow.
Legends say he has the power to come and go through different dimensions as he pleases. They also state that he has the skill to hook any fish without the required bait (he once captured Moby Dick, only to release him shortly after. The two are now great friends. Moby actually sent Robbie some Marmalade for Christmas last year). A highly celebrated skill in the eyes of any beard owner. With his cat like reflexes and heightened sense of smell for fine foods, it’s no wonder he’s managed to walk amongst us mere mortals for centuries.
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